1 00:00:11,846 --> 00:00:14,931 In the 80s, He had all kinds of cars. 2 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:16,683 Cars that solved crimes. 3 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:18,643 Cars that traveled through time. 4 00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:20,937 Cars that captured ghosts. 5 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:24,442 Wow! Until after death black people take the frame! 6 00:00:25,943 --> 00:00:29,237 And there was the kind of car that my father bought: 7 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:30,488 The bagaceiro type! 8 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:33,158 I present to you the new family car: 9 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:34,617 There's a rug on the floor, 10 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:36,119 arrow lever, 11 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,328 doors in two colors, 12 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:39,539 and only 241 thousand km driven... 13 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,791 As far as I know. The odometer broke. 14 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:43,251 What do you think? 15 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:46,004 Just tell me you didn't buy it this chipped car 16 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:48,548 - for an unbeatable price. - That's the best part! 17 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:51,009 I paid very cheap at a police auction! 18 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:53,261 My father hated the police, 19 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:55,180 but I loved their auctions. 20 00:00:55,181 --> 00:00:56,973 He bought all kinds of things: 21 00:00:56,974 --> 00:01:00,226 a prosthetic leg, a briefly used coffin, 22 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:02,562 and a dog plush Spuds MacKenzie. 23 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:05,023 We used it to scare away thieves. 24 00:01:05,024 --> 00:01:06,816 Needs adjustments inside, 25 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:08,902 but it is what it is It's on the outside that matters! 26 00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:10,403 Girls always tell me that! 27 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:12,238 And he even looks like me... 28 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:14,282 We both have a hood that shines. 29 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:17,327 But that's great, love. With that car and your truck, 30 00:01:17,328 --> 00:01:19,997 now I can say that my husband has two vehicles! 31 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:21,998 After I learn to drive, 32 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:26,503 I can go to Atlantic City for Jackie Chan-Venção! 33 00:01:26,504 --> 00:01:28,922 And I'll go to the mall, like a white girl! 34 00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:31,508 And I can go driving to my friends' house! 35 00:01:31,509 --> 00:01:33,301 Okay, to my only friend's house. 36 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:34,385 Hey, calm down. 37 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:36,304 This is for your mother to use on a daily basis 38 00:01:36,305 --> 00:01:38,598 and for me to use it my truck breaks down. 39 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,391 Practical use only. 40 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:42,603 Until they get one, they won't be able to use it. 41 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:46,106 Practical use... 42 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:57,075 Chris! It's been six hours! 43 00:01:57,076 --> 00:02:00,370 Stop trying to fix a practical use for using the car! 44 00:02:00,371 --> 00:02:01,330 Damn! 45 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,709 Since Tasha made it clear 46 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:08,795 that the only man The one who could see her naked was Jesus, 47 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:12,590 I diverted my attention to my colleague, Siena. 48 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:15,844 She was totally the opposite of Tasha. 49 00:02:15,845 --> 00:02:18,806 - God bless you. - Religion. Yuck! 50 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:21,057 So, Siena... 51 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:23,686 Do you want to walk with me to record store after school? 52 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:26,814 I don't walk. I'm going to get a ride with Dennis. 53 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:29,607 "Rotten Tooth Dennis"? 54 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:31,818 Any man with a car is a cat! 55 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:32,862 I have a car. 56 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:34,612 It's just in the workshop. 57 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:37,532 I finished him because I drove too much. 58 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:40,286 Well you could catch me one of these days. 59 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:41,619 At that moment, 60 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:44,540 the volcano and me We had a lot in common. 61 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:47,750 Mom, can I add more syrup? 62 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:49,085 The court consents. 63 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,795 But Chris caught a lot... 64 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:52,297 Protest maintained. 65 00:02:52,298 --> 00:02:54,632 So you're excited to join the jury! 66 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:57,427 Let it be stated in the records that: Believe me, I'm excited! 67 00:02:57,428 --> 00:02:59,304 Lawyers kissing my ass, 68 00:02:59,305 --> 00:03:01,264 hot gossip in court, 69 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:03,725 and, most importantly, I'm the boss! 70 00:03:03,726 --> 00:03:06,645 Well, me and eleven other people less important. 71 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:09,522 I'm going to train now my expression of seriousness 72 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,650 before jury selection. The key? 73 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:15,862 How about I leave Mom in court and... 74 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:18,740 - Drive with Drew to school? - What a stupid idea. 75 00:03:18,741 --> 00:03:22,660 Mom won't pay for parking, and we won't spend money on buses. 76 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:25,413 This will save money. 77 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:26,831 What an incredible idea! 78 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:28,458 Okay, you can take the car, 79 00:03:28,459 --> 00:03:31,085 but only this week, while his mother sits on the jury. 80 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:33,922 Legal! As he drives, can I read the direction pamphlet 81 00:03:33,923 --> 00:03:35,340 and point out his mistakes. 82 00:03:35,341 --> 00:03:36,966 Chris's face is a mistake. 83 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:39,218 Well that face will drive a new car 84 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,930 while you walk to school. The key, please. 85 00:03:41,931 --> 00:03:45,099 I won't give any keys until we revise certain rules. 86 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:47,560 Rule one: do not use the air conditioning. 87 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,855 Rule two: do not use the heater. 88 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:52,941 Rule three: do not use the defroster, 89 00:03:52,942 --> 00:03:55,443 just breathe less that the windows do not fog up. 90 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:58,446 Rule 145: no stops, no rides. 91 00:03:58,447 --> 00:04:02,492 Finally, rule 146: Never leave the key in the car. 92 00:04:02,493 --> 00:04:03,576 Did you understand everything? 93 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:04,661 - No! - Yes. 94 00:04:04,662 --> 00:04:07,497 Hopefully, because I'm going to return it this roll for the bathroom. 95 00:04:07,498 --> 00:04:10,124 I won't spend 39 cents of toilet paper. 96 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:13,211 So what if they stain your butt? Nobody will die. 97 00:04:13,212 --> 00:04:14,630 IT IS PROHIBITED PLANNING SCAMS AT SCHOOL 98 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:18,091 Hey! I picked up my car at the workshop. 99 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:20,134 Do you want me Give you a ride after class? 100 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:21,260 Of course. 101 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,764 I don't want a ride today, you rotten-toothed sucker. 102 00:04:25,224 --> 00:04:28,643 Wait, Dad said: "no rides, no stops". 103 00:04:28,644 --> 00:04:31,270 The odometer is broken, he will never know. 104 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,106 Besides, it's just today. 105 00:04:33,107 --> 00:04:34,941 And Siena really likes me. 106 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:37,068 She only likes you because of the car. 107 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:38,152 Fine by me. 108 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:41,656 I need to try hard to impress girls, not you! 109 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:43,783 Are you dating the entire volleyball team! 110 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:46,327 - Hi, Drew! - I loved your blouse! 111 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:48,664 I want to hold you in my arms like a little baby! 112 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:51,874 You think I don't try to make twelve girls happy, 113 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:53,334 all at the same time? 114 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:56,587 - Believe me, it's exhausting! - If you let me take Siena, 115 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:59,298 I let you give you a ride for your girls this week, okay? 116 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,800 I? 117 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,219 Drive the car? 118 00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:04,680 He is well. 119 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:07,390 That! I'm finally going to drive. 120 00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:10,184 And I finally I'm going to be with a girl! 121 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:11,812 - Drew! - There! 122 00:05:12,104 --> 00:05:13,896 Juror number eleven, 123 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:17,233 Do you think it might be fair? and impartial in this case? 124 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:18,402 Completely. 125 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:21,946 I am a representative of the law and could not come to a conclusion 126 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:23,699 until the facts are presented. 127 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:28,286 Great, you're ready for trial. 128 00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:31,039 That! Mom here "it's on" in the trial! 129 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,125 Let the next potential juror. 130 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:42,175 Juror number twelve... 131 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:44,969 You can be fair and impartial in this case? 132 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:47,346 No way! And I'll tell you why! 133 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:50,475 I was wrongly convicted for various misdemeanors, 134 00:05:50,476 --> 00:05:52,769 I think Matlock an old and idiotic impostor, 135 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:56,064 and I have a tiny bladder which could ruin the jury box. 136 00:05:56,065 --> 00:05:58,567 I can go now, so I can use the bathroom? 137 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,612 No. Due to the deadline we have, 138 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:04,864 and why do I have to go for couples therapy, 139 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,741 I declare her fit for trial. 140 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:09,619 The statements will start like this that I convince my wife 141 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:11,747 - that I'm not cheating on her. - Damn! 142 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,669 Is that a bloodstain? 143 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,505 Yes! The blood is mine... 144 00:06:20,506 --> 00:06:23,759 From when I fought a thief that he wanted to steal my car. 145 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:28,096 This is definitely an infraction. 146 00:06:28,097 --> 00:06:30,723 Gives a fine of 50 dollars due to excessive speed. 147 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:33,476 I thought it was great! Chris, does your car go that fast? 148 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:35,854 There's only one way to find out. 149 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:43,945 Peaches! Pay attention! 150 00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:46,322 I'm paying attention... 151 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:49,408 That handsome guy over there with buttery skin... 152 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,327 Who is it? 153 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:53,079 He's the guy who stole the convenience store! 154 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,039 He is guilty, yes... 155 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:58,669 Guilty for leaving me on fire like that! 156 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,256 Thanks for the ride, Chris. 157 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:05,717 Can you bring me home again tomorrow? 158 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:09,011 My parents are traveling, 159 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:12,640 they went on a retreat for parents of rebellious teenagers. 160 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:16,269 If you bring me home, You can come in and we'll do something. 161 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:17,353 Like what? 162 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:19,690 I have several things in mind. 163 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:24,068 I will, for sure, bring you home tomorrow. 164 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,445 Think fast! 165 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:27,531 Oh, come on! 166 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:33,119 It saw? We arrived on time, the car is great, 167 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:36,956 and tomorrow, Siena and I let's do something. 168 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,375 - Do what? - I have no idea. 169 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:42,420 It could be a late lunch, table tennis, sex... 170 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:43,547 What if it's sex? 171 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:46,966 Whatever it is, it's one thing that I can't do alone. 172 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,676 You know what else will be really good? 173 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:51,304 When I tell daddy that you didn't come straight 174 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:52,722 as they should. 175 00:07:52,723 --> 00:07:54,515 Tonya, please Don't tell dad. 176 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:56,100 Okay, I won't tell... 177 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:57,978 If you take me to school tomorrow. 178 00:07:59,438 --> 00:08:02,565 Daddy, I have something to tell you... 179 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:04,109 Okay, closed! 180 00:08:05,861 --> 00:08:07,945 Hi, kids. The car looks great. 181 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,989 It cost! There was no problem at all. 182 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,950 I said it looks great. I didn't say it's great. 183 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:15,537 I'll do a quick inspection on the main points. 184 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:22,794 No suspicious hair or sweat stains... 185 00:08:23,921 --> 00:08:27,006 No insects outside from the city limits... 186 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:30,218 And the bloodstains They are exactly as they were. 187 00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:32,303 Good job, boys! 188 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:34,847 I'm glad I can trust at you with the car. 189 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,767 Man, I feel so guilty for cheating daddy. 190 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:38,935 You don't? 191 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:40,853 Guilty for us got rid of this 192 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:43,481 and because I have the chance to have sex with Siena tomorrow? 193 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:46,318 Of course! Tomorrow, I will become a man. 194 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,780 So, the hot defendant 195 00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:54,533 not just "supposedly" stole five thousand from the cash register, 196 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:59,163 but also all the tickets lottery ticket from that store. 197 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:00,414 Wait. 198 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:03,627 The little defendant tried right there held five thousand dollars? 199 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:09,215 Rochelle, what perfume do you think? What defines me as a car owner? 200 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,801 The scent of someone too busy with two jobs 201 00:09:11,802 --> 00:09:14,178 to have time to drive his car. 202 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:16,847 How cold, but you're right. What's the problem? 203 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,725 Peaches is the problem! 204 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:21,936 She distracts me so much I can't even have fun! 205 00:09:21,937 --> 00:09:24,480 She's ruining my experience as a judge! 206 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,984 It seems like yourself It's ruining your experience. 207 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:28,651 How is it? 208 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:31,237 Your prejudice towards Peaches has nothing to do 209 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,738 with having fun being a judge. 210 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,949 Try to treat her like you should treat the defendant: 211 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:38,245 - Innocent until proven guilty. - I think you're right. 212 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:41,206 Okay, I'll try I have fun being a judge... 213 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,458 Even if the boring Peaches be there. 214 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,254 Lavender. I liked! 215 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:51,007 Did you like this one, my love? How about if, after court, 216 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:53,759 you and I were to our private office 217 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,387 to do an intimate confrontation? 218 00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:57,848 Granted. 219 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,562 Change of plans. Drop me off at the mall, at the end of the street. 220 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:07,148 What?! Our agreement I was supposed to take you to school! 221 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,108 My friends go there before class, 222 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,902 and I want you to see me in the car. If they don't see me, 223 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:14,780 They won't be jealous of me, and if they are not jealous, 224 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:17,117 What is the point of having friends? 225 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:20,119 He is well. I'm going to the mall. 226 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,079 - Chris, can I drive now? - No! 227 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,415 I said I could take your girlfriends, 228 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:26,584 - and they are not here. - I need to practice. 229 00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:29,670 If you don't let me, I'll tell Siena that the car belongs to dad. 230 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,839 Okay! You can drive. 231 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,009 Gonna give me some time to prepare for Siena. 232 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,722 Cool hair: beauty. 233 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:42,017 Pleasant body odor... 234 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:43,809 Beauty. 235 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,228 Don't take a baby home... 236 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,814 You pathetic, idiotic virgin! 237 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,859 I have been defeated for many years! 238 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:54,028 Chris, there's a car coming this way. 239 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:57,031 So what? He's on his side, you stay on this side. 240 00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:58,449 But he's very fast! 241 00:10:58,450 --> 00:10:59,826 And it's very close! 242 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:05,373 Oh no! 243 00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:07,376 The paint was completely ripped off! 244 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,712 Oh, man! It can't get any worse. 245 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,174 I don't believe that I panicked and crashed! 246 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,635 I don't panic. I'm Drew! 247 00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,804 Don't panic for panicking! 248 00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:21,847 We have to work together to solve it. 249 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,975 Work with you, and not against you? 250 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,520 I don't know how to do this. 251 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:28,897 Chris, what do we do? 252 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,816 We don't have time to fix the door, 253 00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:34,360 so we have to find an identical door to exchange. 254 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,946 I think I know where to find one. 255 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:40,325 You destroyed my beach house! 256 00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:44,412 Said it wasn't there during the robbery, correct? 257 00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:45,496 That's right. 258 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:48,082 I was at the cinema watching Beverley Cop. 259 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,543 And there's a witness to confirm it was there? 260 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,253 I can tell you the story of the film. 261 00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:53,421 Of course. 262 00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:56,215 So Eddie Murphy He's a very funny police officer, 263 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,883 There are some pretty rude police officers, 264 00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,718 a drug-dealing villain, 265 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,930 and the police captain who doesn't like Eddie's because he's black. 266 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:05,224 So, he has to go to Beverly Hills... 267 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:08,602 Do you think the judge is having a case with the bailiff? 268 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:09,979 It's not a secret anymore. 269 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,731 Look at the other officer. 270 00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,315 True! 271 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,651 Which moisturizer do you Do you think the defendant uses 272 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:19,113 - to have such smooth skin? - Quality shea butter. 273 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:22,742 I wanted to lick it like a butter lollipop! 274 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:27,496 I have a moisturizer in my bag, do you want it? 275 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:31,208 It's that easy, my mother I loved serving on the jury again. 276 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:33,127 Then the funny cop is like, 277 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:35,546 "I'm funny, I'm Eddie Murphy", 278 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:38,049 and then the girls with those big tits they look like... 279 00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:40,134 PAULIE'S JUNK YARD COMPLETELY LEGITIMATE! 280 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,302 This place is huge! 281 00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:43,722 We will never find a door equal to time. 282 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:45,973 Hey! Are you Paulie? 283 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,475 I don't know any Paulie. 284 00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,560 But in your chain It says "Paulie". 285 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,687 And your face is on the billboard. 286 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,522 Who are you, the billboard police? 287 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:54,773 We need help. 288 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,943 We are looking for a Buick 1982 dark blue Grand National. 289 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,361 Have you seen any of these? 290 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:02,198 Maybe yes, maybe no. I see a lot. 291 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:04,284 Are you listening to someone in that trunk? 292 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,744 Maybe yes, maybe no. 293 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,787 I listen to a lot too. 294 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,374 We don't have time for that. We are in a hurry! 295 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:14,960 You come yell at me in my junkyard, 296 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:18,380 telling me what I should see, hear and do? 297 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:19,758 Get lost! 298 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:23,552 Well, I think we're screwed. 299 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:26,223 - Bye, shopping. - Bye, driver's license. 300 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,891 Chris, what are you for? Does this mean "bye-bye"? 301 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,601 I'm not going to say "bye" to anything. 302 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:32,770 I was too weak to threaten, 303 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,480 I was too poor to bribe 304 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,191 and I was very black to call the police on them. 305 00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:39,443 So I spoke to him from man to man. 306 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,195 Please help us! 307 00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:43,822 I want to impress a girl who loves cars! 308 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,534 If I don't take her home, She won't stay with me, 309 00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:48,536 and I will remain a virgin forever! 310 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:51,664 My cutie loved it too my car when we met. 311 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:52,915 May she rest in peace. 312 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,627 Guys, let's help the boy to lose his gourd! 313 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,675 Wow, Chris! 314 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:06,095 Your pathetic and virgin life finally helped us! 315 00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:07,972 But what beauty! 316 00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:10,140 I will finally be able stay with Siena! 317 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,268 What? No, too late! 318 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,061 We have to arrive home before daddy! 319 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,896 Não me importa mais se eu for pego. 320 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:18,274 This can be my only chance with Siena. 321 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,608 I deserve this! 322 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:22,486 But it's not just your problem. If mom and dad know, 323 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,530 I won't be allowed to get your wallet! 324 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,741 And I will never have again permission to go to the mall! 325 00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:30,703 I had to make a decision: Help my brothers 326 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,329 or hook up with a girl. 327 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,374 Type choose between Drake or Kendrick. 328 00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:45,259 Chris, let's have sex in your car! 329 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:48,178 It shouldn't be so difficult. Family comes first. 330 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:50,849 And see if you can take this girl away from my hood-head! 331 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,477 He is well. You're right. Let's go home. 332 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,856 Daddy is already on his way home! 333 00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,899 Screwed. We won't get there before him. 334 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,361 We are going yes. I know a shortcut. 335 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,740 So let's go through the red light! 336 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,702 I hope you can get along well, bambino! 337 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,788 Time to vote. Who thinks he's guilty, 338 00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,124 raise your hand. 339 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:20,836 Girl, vote "guilty" soon for us to go home, 340 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,839 my cigarettes are almost gone. 341 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:30,847 My instinct says this beautiful example of hotness 342 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,307 is innocent! 343 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:35,768 She also believed that OJ Simpson was also innocent. 344 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,979 Peaches, you just want it to be cleared because he thought he was hot. 345 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,565 He be handsome has nothing to do with it! 346 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:44,151 I've been to more trials that Michael Jackson bleached himself, 347 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:47,279 and the worst part was that the jury decided my fate 348 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,866 just because of my appearance It's my way, and it hurts! 349 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,744 And you are doing the same thing with the defendant! 350 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,204 That's not right! 351 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:58,374 Peaches, I'm sorry that you have been through this, 352 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,627 but what facts prove that he is innocent? 353 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,962 Fact: he has green eyes. 354 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,840 Black people with green eyes don't commit crimes, there are too many cats. 355 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:09,551 Fact: He is a Capricorn. That says it all. 356 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,303 And to conclude, 357 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:15,183 no one with a skin so smooth would it! 358 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,686 Wait. Peaches, maybe you're right. 359 00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,144 Guys, 360 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,898 look at the recording of the robbery by security camera. 361 00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,483 You can't see the robber's face, 362 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,276 but the skin is all cracked. 363 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:29,363 Now, look at Carl's mug shot. They don't match. 364 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:30,531 Exactly! 365 00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,658 Makes you want to eat Carl with a spoon! 366 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,451 Nobody goes anywhere 367 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,663 until we talk straight about it. 368 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,385 That! Let's make it! 369 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,137 What's wrong, Drew? 370 00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,806 Everyone helped in some way way today, except me. 371 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,267 Chris, you humiliated yourself to get the door. 372 00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:01,729 Tonya, your shortcut made us arrive before daddy. 373 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,648 And all I did was crash the car. 374 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,735 But so what? Everyone got free. 375 00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:09,236 We won't get rid of anything! 376 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:11,530 Look! The new door is very clean! 377 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,740 There is no blood stain. 378 00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,868 Where do we get blood to redo the stains? 379 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:19,371 Drew! Give me a karate chop in the nose so we can use my blood! 380 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,539 He forgets! 381 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:24,001 Sensei Jason says to use karate just as a defense mechanism. 382 00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:26,962 We want to defend our leather from a beating! 383 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,339 Hit me straight away! 384 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,259 Daddy's almost there! 385 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,596 Come on, Drew. You can do it. 386 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:48,025 Oh, son of a snorer! 387 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,111 It will break, This drug hurts like hell! 388 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:54,449 I hope this works. 389 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,331 Hi, kids! How was class today? 390 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:03,582 - Good. - Well, daddy. 391 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,042 And how is the car? 392 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,794 - Good too. - Any problems? 393 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,462 - No problem. - No problem. 394 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:10,131 Let's see... 395 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,099 - All right! - We know! 396 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,018 Let me put my things inside, 397 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,854 So we look for your mother. 398 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,066 Thanks for using the karate in me, Drew. 399 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,693 It saw? You helped today. 400 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:33,570 I don't think I'm just a pretty face. 401 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:34,780 Ew... 402 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:38,785 Chris, I'm sorry that you, so dumb and ugly, 403 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,329 haven't left with that stupid and naughty girl. 404 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,747 Thanks, Tonya! 405 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:46,459 And well, maybe I still have a chance with Siena. 406 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,379 Dennis got pregnant to Siena that night. 407 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:52,172 They got married and they had six children, 408 00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,968 and they all had rotten teeth. 409 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,970 Okay, Do you want more, suckers? 410 00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:00,514 fact: The defendant has criminal record, 411 00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:03,475 but he was just arrested for car theft, 412 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,062 not for shoplifting. 413 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:08,105 Peaches is right. 414 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:11,734 His nickname is literally "Carl Robber, the Car Thief". 415 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,821 and the robber held the gun with the right hand, 416 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,656 but Carl is left-handed. 417 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:21,035 Why didn't his lawyer speak? about this at the trial? 418 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,453 Because he's a public defender. 419 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,914 They work too much and they just want to close cases. 420 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:29,126 That's why the gaps in defense are bigger 421 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:31,421 than the hole in your throat, Vickie. 422 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:37,718 We, the jury, We declare this defendant's delight... 423 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:40,096 - Innocent! - Innocent! 424 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:44,433 Peaches, I'm sorry I thought that you just wanted 425 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,810 for Carl to be innocent for finding him beautiful. 426 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,645 Thanks for saying that, Rochelle. 427 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:52,649 I just wanted to thank you for stating innocent this delight that is me. 428 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:53,985 Well... 429 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,612 I'm quite direct 430 00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:59,239 and I like what I see. 431 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,909 How about passing me your number so I can call you? 432 00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:04,579 As long as it is not chargeable, take my number. 433 00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:08,999 Okay, he's handsome had everything to do with it, 434 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,960 but when we saw the evidence, I realized... 435 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,837 That he really was innocent! 436 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,255 I'm not even mad. 437 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,633 Together we gave freedom to an innocent man. 438 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,134 How was the jury, Mom? 439 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:21,178 - Did you bring me something? - The jury was great. 440 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:22,554 And you were right, love. 441 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,182 I found a way to have fun while I was a judge. 442 00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:27,184 I'm so happy! 443 00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:28,936 What do you think you're doing? 444 00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,647 Stealing your car, my friend! 445 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,482 The man was innocent in this case, 446 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:35,943 but yes, clearly, he is a criminal. 447 00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:37,945 A very hot criminal! 448 00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:39,237 Call me, Carl... 449 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,866 With that soft butt and smooth as butter! 450 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,534 All good. 451 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,203 He won't move without the key. 452 00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:48,789 - Right, Chris? - Yes... 453 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,583 Where's the key, son? 454 00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:58,090 Chris! 455 00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,342 Run, boy. 456 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,596 Come here... 457 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,641 Come here now, boy!